call Suho a greasy old man and imitate this GIF in front of him
tell D.O that his eyes are not big enough
ask Sehun to pronounce “Mississippi” and show him LayHan pictures
comment on how tan Kai is
tell Chanyeol his smile makes babies cry
make Baekhyun read KrisYeol fan fictions
(via oppaexors)
ask Kris why his handwriting is so bad in all three languages
play the video of Lay’s Nobody performance
call Luhan “unnie” and comment on how pretty he is
eat
baozifood in front of Xiumin and not share
kidnap the translator noona from Chen
take Tao to a Gucci store and steal his wallet
(via oppaexors)
Challenge Minho to a game, then beat him at it
Compliment Taemin on his girly looks and say that Kai is a better dancer
Tell Onew he’s forbiden to have chicken for the rest of his life
Use Key’s BB Cream and strawberry scented shampoo
Ask Jonghyun to take his insoles off
(via oppaexors)
Kris talking about who should win the Rookie Awards 2012“NOW EXOTICS AND BABYS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO DUIZHANG” omfmgf im goigngin to pee myself
(Source: fakesubz, via thatdailydoseofkpop)